I'm a jerk!

OK, my cohorts have informed me that my posts relating to the job have gotten particularly brutal of late, and I have to agree. I want to inform everyone that what's presented on the site aren't the real guys, they're caricatures I'm fashioning to fit this narrative of the burnt-out cruise ship losers. The real guys I work with are great musicians who I love and respect immensely. Just so there's no confusion.